I Know Exactly Who You Are
Alright, let’s talk, fam. I’ve been watching… and I’ve got you all figured out. Not in a creepy-stalker way (well... maybe just a little), but in a “I know you better than your bestie” way. You see, what you get from Badder Body and when tells a story about you—a fragrant, buttery, vibed-out story. So, are you curious to see who are you? Let’s break it down:
Mini Pack Explorers
You’re either:
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Dipping your toes in the Badder Body world, trying to figure out which fragrance is your soulmate. This is the best way to find out!
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A fragrance junkie who needs all the options, all the time. Your bathroom shelf? It’s basically a perfume museum. You're a free spirit and what you pick to slather on depends the vibe of the day! Either way, we love a curious queen (or king).
Mini Body Butter Singles or Doubles
Ah, the traveler. You’re jet-setting, road-tripping, or just trying to keep TSA off your back as you stay moisturized during your trip! A single or double mini packed in your bag is your secret weapon for staying smooth on the move. Your passport might be stamped more than my receipt printer, and honestly, I’m jealous.
The OGs & Ride-or-Dies
Oh, I see you. Every three months or so, like clockwork, you’re back for that 4oz body butter in your signature scent. You’ve found the one, and you’re sticking with it. Respect. You’re the backbone of Badder Body—loyal, steady, and as smooth as shea butter. We love you for it.
The Seriously Smooth Motha [Shut Yo Mouth]
You roll up with 3 full-sized body butters in your cart, sometimes all the same fragrance. You’re not playing around. You know what you like, and you’re stocking up. Your glow game is on point, and your bathroom probably smells like a tropical paradise. Bonus points for being the same fragrance every time—that’s commitment.
Either that, or you've got a big family and you just can't bear for them to be caught slippin' ashy in these skreetz. And to that I say, way to go!
Mini Pack Multipliers
You’re the family MVP, the holiday shopping ninja. One mini pack? Cute. But you’re buying multiple mini packs, knocking out three stockings in one click. Smart. Efficient. Iconic. Your family’s about to be glowing (and smelling) like they just stepped out of a luxury spa.
Candle Connoisseurs
Candles every month? I see you prioritizing a peaceful, vibed-out home. Your space is a sanctuary, and you’re not letting bad energy (or bad smells) creep in. You’re all about the ambiance—soft light, fengshui on a hundred, and scents that hit just right. Keep shining, you zen master.
So, who are you? Did I call you out? Don’t worry—it’s all love here. Your cart isn’t just about what you’re buying; it’s about the story you’re living. And trust me, I’m here for every glowing, buttery, vibed-out chapter.
Stay smooth, fam.
— Acacia
CEO of Cart Creepin'